Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Pure, Unadulterated Awesomeness.

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I found this at our favorite local used game store. They also have a couple pachinko and slot machines there that people can play, along with claw games and other arcade machines. This hand-made sign was taped onto one of the slot machines, illustrating how NOT to play them. I haven't taken the time to translate it, but I'm not really sure it's necessary. Behold, and enjoy, and remember not to play slots any of these ways while in Japan.

(If you wish to see an even more awesome set of instructions, Japanese-style, may I direct you to this link? You'll never see a cooler thing. Thanks to Joe for finding it first!)

What is Wrong with this Picture?


Yes, that is a Big Boy. Yes, that is Aaron standing next to it. Yes, Big Boy's are apparently alive and well in Japan if we could find one in Hachinohe, not 45 minutes from where we live. But what's wrong with this picture? I'll give you a hint... look closely at Big Boy's hands. That.... is not a hamburger. It is a hamburg steak. With the exception of McDonald's, I have yet to find a real hamburger in Japan. Instead, they put hamburger patties on hot plates, sans buns or any other normal toppings, cover it in sauce, and serve it with mashed potatoes and cream of corn as if it were a top sirloin. Don't get me wrong, hamburg steaks are actually quite delicious, and I thought Big Boy was exceptionally so, but there's still a little part of my soul that cries every time I realize that there are no WSG brie and shittake mushroom burgers here.

Sugisawa School's New Year Festival

So, to re-iterate, I go to three different schools a week to teach English. One is Togawa Elementary School, one is Sannohe Middle School, and the last is Sugisawa Elementary and Middle School. Sugisawa is, hands down, my smallest school. The combined student body (elementary and middle school) is only 36 students, 10 of which I teach in the middle school portion. Because of its very limited student body, and its location (it's the largest building in a very small farming community), all the children know each other and play together, and the school itself functions as a community center when there is a village event going on. This was the case in mid-January, when Sugisawa village held its annual New Year's celebration on the school campus. Since I teach there, Aaron and I were invited to come and participate in the festival with the rest of the villagers and my students.




The day started with the student body doing a few performances to welcome their guests to the school. My middle school kids did a couple dances (the boys did Thriller! It was awesome!), but I didn't record them since 12-14 year olds are shy no matter where you go. :) I did, however, record a little bit of the elementary kid's performance. You can watch it above, and you will probably recognize the melody if you listen closely...... Yes, you're right. That IS in fact "If you're happy and you know it" in Japanese. :)


After the performances, it was time for games. All the kids set up about 6-7 different areas, each with a game in it for the guests to play in groups. These ranged from traditional Japanese New Year games like "Paper Sumos" and spinning tops to games of bowling and stacking cans into a tower. That last game was my favorite for two reasons: One, my group won with a stack of 23 cans, and two, the instructions. The picture above shows the whole thing in all it's glory, but below is a close-up of the most awesome part. I don't know which kids drew this one, but they are my heroes. I especially like the person on the bottom running away from the Indiana Jones style Can of Death.


After the games were over, it was time to make mochi! For those of you not in the know, mochi is a type of pasty candy that Japanese people make by pounding the crap out of a hollowed out tree stump filled with freshly made white rice. Eventually the rice becomes one solid, sticky substance, which is then removed from the stump and put on a large slab of wood to be floured, rolled out, and cut into pieces. Those pieces are then ready to be dipped into various dipping sauces, and eaten at your leisure. It's pretty tasty, but incredibly hard to eat since so many rice grains get pounded into each slice, and it's really thick. I had four small pieces, and thought my stomach was going to explode. In any case, everyone takes turns pounding the mochi, and Aaron and I both had a shot at it. It was really fun to make, and the skill some of the people had at both pounding it, and the old ladies who stuck their hands into the mochi to keep it wet in between the falls of the hammer without fear were just plain impressive. Below is a video of such a fearless old lady, and one of the more skilled hammer-wielders. All in all, it was a very fun day, and well worth the couple hours I spent lying in bed afterwards wondering if mochi was going to burst out of my stomach Aliens style.


In Japan....


there is an arcade machine for everything. This is a pokemon themed Rock Paper Scissors arcade game. Because, you know, you needed an arcade machine to play Rock Paper Scissors, it's pretty complex sometimes....

Random sidenote: Rock Paper Scissors is Jan Ken Poi in Japanese. Also, Pikachu is cute. That is all.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Engrish of the Week


I don't know, what is a FRANCH ROLL!? Surely not a French roll, that would be silly.

Seen outside a restaurant in the Jusco Mall in Shimoda.

Random Technological Discovery


The Playstation 3 Eye? The XBox 360 camera? The Playstation 2 eyetoy? All old-hat. Been there, done that. I have, presented before you, photographic proof that the Dreamcast had it first. I found this at our local used video game store that we frequent. Whether or not this ever came out in the States, I don't know. And to be honest, I don't care to think about it. My brain is still hurting from realizing that the Dreamcast had a webcam...

Only in Japan...


...would the local Circle K have an entire section devoted entirely to Hello Kitty merchandise. I call dibs on the Hello Kitty Crockpot.

Christmas in Japan


So, I'm horribly late with this post, seeing as it's about Christmas and we are now solidly into February, but oh well. I had swine flu over winter break, and was still kind of sniffly on Christmas Day, so Aaron and I didn't do much. However, we did have an awesome Christmas tree, pictured above, that was $30 dollars at the local department store. Yes! It was a cute little tree, and thanks to our lovely families, we had lots of Christmas presents to put under it, which made us not feel quite as homesick. I definitely think we'll be spending next year's back home though. I refuse to spend another minute listening to my sister taunt me over the phone while she eats my Mom's delicious baking. Taunting me with food is unacceptable. Luckily for her, Jade (the British English tutor here in town) invited me and Aaron over to her house on the 27th, to enjoy a Christmas dinner. As I am not a good cook, and our kitchen is rather lacking on baking utensils to make something fabulous anyways, we instead went over way early to help Jade prepare for it. Everyone else brought some dishes from home, and one of Jade's British friends brought over a 27 pound turkey that he cooked himself. I believe he found this beautiful bird on the near-by military base, but I was too busy eating it to ask many questions. You may ogle it's deliciousness below, along with another picture, an example of some of the spread we had before us.


I never realized how delicious turkey is until I no longer had ready access to it. That old saying really is true, but thanks to Jade, we had a fantastic Christmas dinner. It made my winter break. ^-^