Saturday, November 28, 2009

Engrish of the week


"Jimny, you're a boy make
a big noise playin'in the
field gonna be a big man
someday! w'll rock you!"
23 autopartz piston

Seen on the back of a Jeep near Towada Lake. EPIC FAIL!

Coming next: Tokyo trip pics! Look forward to it!

NANDEMONANDEMONANDEMO KAIMASU!!!!!!


Nandemo kaimasu = will buy anything. It's not the actual name of this store, its real name is Game Souko. However, 'nandemo kaimasu' is proudly displayed on a huge banner outside all the Game Souko's, so a lot of people just call it that instead. It's a local chain here in Aomori-ken, and there's a shop up in Towada city, which is about a 45 minute drive from where we are. Essentially, we found the mecha of retro video games, and it rendered me and Aaron speechless on several occasions as we wandered through the store. It doesn't just have video games, as it does live up to it's 'nandemo kaimasu' nickname. It sells video games, video game systems, cds, anime, figures, musical instruments, fishing gear, clothes, tires.... anything. It mostly has video games and related paraphernalia though. Oh, and these:

Those would be used pachinko machines (think Japanese slot machines) for sale. Just in case you wanted to start your own gambling ring in your backyard or something.


There were literally just rows and rows of games, and in this picture you can use Aaron as a comparison for how tall the rows were too. They had pc engine, saturn, dreamcast, famicom, super famicom, atari, ps2, ds..... just.... everything. I did some Christmas shopping for my dad here, and I picked up a copy of Persona 1 for the psone for ... wait for it.... 3 dollars. Valkyrie Profile? 5 dollars. Rez for the ps2? 5 dollars! Everything was so cheap! Granted you would have to be fluent in Japanese to play any of these, but it was still awesome. I picked up a copy of Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! 2 for the DS for $15, and the cheapest I ever found it back in the states was almost $60.

They also had an impressive array of systems for sale, as seen in the first picture. They're just piled everywhere. The second picture is the limited edition Cloud PS3 that I have only seen on rare import sites before. The third picture is of the original Nintendo... which ran on floppy discs, not cartridges. I didn't even know they made these things.

Oh, and I almost forgot. This is an example of one of their figure aisles. I say one, for the store has many such aisles, which increase in size and grandeur as you go along.

Game Souko also has a lot of Taiko Drum Master games, for which it has my undying adoration and love. I think it's safe to say that Aaron and I will be going here quite often. If anyone wants some awesome Japanese retro games, let us know!

Lake Towada with Aaron!


This first picture is not from lake Towada. But it is pretty. And therefore it has been posted.


This is lake Towada! :D Aaron and I went here about.... 3 weeks ago maybe? It's an absolutely beautiful place, but unfortunately we went at the wrong time. It's one of the best places in the area to see autumn foliage, but by the time we went most of it had died. Oh well, it was still pretty, and Aaron hadn't been to the lake before, so it was still fun. :)

This is the extent of autumn foliage that was left when we went. Next year we'll have to go much earlier in the year. However, we did rent one of those swan paddle boats and go out on the lake itself, which was awesomely fun! The following are pictures from our half hour paddle adventure. :) (Which I won, Aaron was complaining about his legs hurting 5 minutes in, so I paddled us everywhere. Thank you Sannohe hills for giving me awesome biking legs! :D )


After the lake, we had lunch and headed back through Oirase gorge, which I posted about a while ago, but Aaron enjoyed seeing a lot. We were just driving through, so we didn't stop, but Aaron wants to go back in Spring and see it again. :) It was a very nice, peaceful day. :)

Friday, November 13, 2009

Engrish of the week


"High-Performance
and
Fundamental Wear
RELIABLE
For Epoch-Making
Worker"

Seen on a hat marketed to construction workers in a local store in town.

Randomness


These are all a bunch of things I did recently that either weren't long enough, or had enough pictures taken of them, to warrant their own separate post. So let's enjoy them now!
The banner picture up there is from the first weekend Aaron was here. There's a local couple here in town that own a dentistry business, and I teach their son. The mother also takes private English lessons from Jade, who is from Hong Kong, but was born and raised in the UK and is married to one of the local barbers here. In any case, they are a lovely couple, and once a month they hold a sort of pot-luck dinner party, and the mother, Mieko, always invites all the local English teachers. I was told to bring Aaron to this one too, so he got to see the craziness. As it was also the weekend before Halloween, we were asked to dress up. Joe, one of the other ALTs here, dressed up as Wolverine. Somehow through the course of the evening, my student stole his hand-made claws, and used them to kill his Dad. :) It was most fun, and there is always good food and great conversation to be had at Mieko's parties. And pictures of patricide. That too. :)

These two rather blurry pictures are from Laura's (one of the other ALTs here in town) birthday party. Unfortunately for her, she happened to be born on Halloween, which really wasn't an issue, being an Aussie, until she joined JET and ran into tons of Americans who go out and party on her birthday for entirely different reasons. So, she had her birthday party the night before Halloween at a really neat restaurant up in Hachinohe. There were a lot of other JETs there that I don't usually get to see, and the food was yummy, so it was a lot of fun. :) The best part was that Laura's birthday cake had actual strawberries on it, and it was absolutely delicious (you can only get fruit in Japan in the season it actually grows usually, so there won't be many strawberries anywhere until spring). That, and the fact that Laura really enjoyed her birthday and had lots of fun. That's more important than the cake..... but the cake was really good though. ^-^

And finally, Aaron and I found a Silent Hill arcade machine in a near-by town. Aaron dragged me bodily towards the stupid thing to make me play it with him, and at first it really wasn't that bad. In fact it really wasn't scary at all, and was kind of lame for a bit. Notice both the phrases 'at first' and 'for a bit' employed in those previous sentences, as they are important. About 5 minutes into the stupid game, sirens went off, dark fell, and the creepy faceless stumbling nurses came out of the woodwork to try and cut my face off. This was when I started freaking out a bit..... Then, just because the world hates me, pyramid head comes and starts chasing us through the halls, traps us in an elevator, which we barely escape from, tries to skin some other character in the game alive, and then decides that he'd rather come after us again instead. And then Aaron died, and I was fighting the stupid thing alone. And I practically ran away from the machine. I do NOT care for the Silent Hill games, the monsters are freaky, and the one time I tried to play one on the PS2 I started crying about 30 minutes into it. Aaron gets to play this game by himself next time. Or maybe whenever my mom and dad come out here he can play it with my dad. Either way, I'm never stepping within 10 feet of it again. Stupid Aaron....

Monday, November 9, 2009

Misawa Air Show


Misawa is an American military base near here, maybe about 45 minutes away by car. It's not nearly as big as the one in Okinawa, but then again, it also seems to be tolerated better by the locals than the Okinawan air force base too, which the locals down there are currently trying to kick out of the country.... In any case, the base had an airshow about three weeks ago, which I went to with a bunch of other JETs. It was on the weekend before Aaron came out here, and it was pretty fun. I saw the Blue Angels once a long time ago though, so I'd seen stuff like this before. I was mostly interested in going so I could get some American food, which at this point I'm starting to miss pretty badly. I managed to get some Pizza Hut and some Popeye's chicken, which were both much more delicious than they had any right to be. I wanted to get Burger King, but there was an hour long wait for it... and I was hungry.



They had lots of neat airplanes on display, which were fun to see. That's Chloe, another JET posing charmingly in front of that last airplane. Again, Tucson having one of the largest air force bases in the country, and the plane graveyard, kind of made me immune to these things unfortunately.

If you didn't gather it from my earlier comment about there being an hour wait for a Burger King hamburger: there were tons and tons of people there. Tons. Millions. Billions. Not really, but there were a lot, and unfortunately the pictures above don't really convey the sheer amount of people there. It was pretty amusing to watch the sea of cameras come floating up above the crowd every time a plane flew by. :)

My favorite part of the day, absolutely, hands down, all began when Brian (another ALT) picked up Chloe for some random reason (the girl ALT pictured earlier) and started swinging her around at us. A bunch of elderly Japanese people saw this, thought it was the most amazing thing ever, and then proceeded to ask Brian to lift all of them. So Brian did. This picture is unfortunately just a little post-pickup, and I missed pictures of everything else after that. What happened after this picture was that after Brian picked up the elderly men, they decided that they wanted to try to lift him. Neither of the two men could do it by themselves, so they teamed up together in order to carry Brian around for a bit. Everyone was laughing hysterically, both American people and Japanese, and it was absolutely the most fun I had that day.

The last video here is pretty short, and I didn't get the best shot, but it's of two of the planes flying at each other and missing at the last second. It's pretty cool to see, sorry it didn't turn out better, but hey.... those planes are freaking fast!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Engrish of the week


"VIDEO-CD, BOOKS, LADY'S"
Seen on a sign for a rental store in Ninohe.

For Dad


Look! It's coming! :D

2nd Trip To Sannohe Castle


So, it's been a while. Sorry about that. I've been really busy getting Aaron set up and showing him around town. Hopefully we'll have adventures soon, so I'll have more fodder for this blog. In any case, I got bugged by almost everyone I know to update this, so here ya go! On October 17th, Chloe came to visit us here in Sannohe. Chloe is Joe's girlfriend, with Joe being one of the other ALTs here in Sannohe. He teaches at the main elementary school in town, and most JETs know us as male/female versions of each other, since we have almost identical taste in games, music, humor, etc. Anyways, Chloe came down to our little town, so we all went together to the castle park to show her around. I've been before with Yasuko, my supervisor, but this time we actually went INSIDE the museum, which was awesome. Last time I went it was closed, which made me sad, since the museum is actually inside the castle building, and I wanted to look around. In any case, enjoy the following pictures, complete with witty and refreshing commentary from yours truly! :D

I don't know the Japanese name for it, but this is essentially a palanquin. Two strong manly men carried this on their shoulders, while a noble lady sat inside and was touted around town. Apparently said noble lady was also very tiny, since I could maybe get my left leg in this thing. If I squeezed.... It's very old though, which is neat.

This thing apparently separated the peels from fruit that was tossed into it. Or something like that, according to Joe's translation. I believe him though, he's forgotten more kanji than I've ever known.

Speaking of Joe, apparently villagers in Sannohe foretold of his coming in years past and long forgotten. They foresaw, and in preparation weaved the flag of Joe's people to welcome him. :)

These things are amazing, they are hair ornaments made out of bone or something. These were actually in Japanese noblewomen's hair a few hundred years ago or so. They are incredibly beautiful in person.

Weapons! The top picture has a really old gun and some helmets used during battle, and the second picture has a short katana in it, I forget the actual name.... I think it's a nodachi?... Whatever, it cuts people, and I want it. >:(


Japanese warlord armor sets! Can't get cooler than that. These and the palanquin reinforce my idea that ancient Japanese were really, really tiny. These are, however, still awesome.

Unfortunately the glare from the glass makes this picture a bit hard to see, but basically these are woven dragon room screen separator thingies.... I was about 5 seconds away from stealing this and putting it in my living room.

The back gate entrance into the castle compound. Complete with the back of Joe and Chloe's heads.

I saved the best part for last. There are three levels in the Sannohe castle museum, and you can go all the way up to the top floor. The top has nothing on display, just some chairs you can sit in, and windows all the way around, so you can sit and admire the view. And what a view..... enjoy the video. That's my entire town basically right there. Until next time!